me (to Lee): I don't think John Paul II has been dead long enough to be beatified.
Cyrus: *hits me with a boot*
Lee: What did you say before he hit you with a boot?
Me: I don't know. I think he whacked it out of me.
Crimson (to Lee): She said something about Long John Paul the Third being christified.
(Well, guess we know what Saint JP does during Lent...sells fish out of a drive up window!)